Y2K Problem Solved!

The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by December 31, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.

There are many sound reasons for doing this:

1. No Y2K problems
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.

Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:

• Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
• A: Pick it up and shake it.
  
• Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
• A: Pick it up and shake it.
  
• Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
• A: Pick it up and shake it.
  
• Q: How do I create a New Document window?
• A: Pick it up and shake it.
  
• Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
• A: Pick it up and shake it.
  
• Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
• A: Pick it up and shake it.
  
• Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
• A: Pick it up and shake it.
  
• Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
• A: Don't shake it.